You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
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just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
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she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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