I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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