its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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