If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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