Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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