he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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