No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Randomize
