I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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