With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I will pee on everything he values.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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