Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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