On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I just blew my weed a kiss
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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