Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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