Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
