Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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