we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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