I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
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A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
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All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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