There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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