that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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