How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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