I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Randomize
