And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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