I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
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i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
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Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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