last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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