Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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