i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
Randomize
