wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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