planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
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You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
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I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
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