only if we run a train.
done.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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