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I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
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Mattress luging...It's a long story.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
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It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
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