Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
