I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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