TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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