I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
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so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
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We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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