i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
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you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
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Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
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