If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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