i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
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I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
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just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
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You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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