their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Randomize
