so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
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I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
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Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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