Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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