But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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