Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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