im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
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Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
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Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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