I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
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Is it penis luge time yet?
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
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i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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