I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
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She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
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I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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