remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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