This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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