Nice meating you last night
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i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
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I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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