Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
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She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
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Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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