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I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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