S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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