I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
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It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
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Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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