So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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