I wanna passion pit in your ass
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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