It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
where are you?
Hypothermia
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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