I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
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I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
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Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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