So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
You did what with his pubic hair?
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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